So, given that the USA just gained it's 300 million-th person at 6:45 AM (in my time zone).....
And given that the country gains another person every 11
seconds (on average)...
That makes me number 300,002,040 or so (there were 142 of us, so there
might be a bit of a brawl if anyone else wants to make something of
it.)
Which of course is not actually accurate at all because I actually entered the country as a resident in 2000 so I was number 284 millionth or something. and probably 260 millionth citizen or something.
Btw OMG the dresden dolls are fawkin' amazing.
And given that the country gains another person every 11
seconds (on average)...
That makes me number 300,002,040 or so (there were 142 of us, so there
might be a bit of a brawl if anyone else wants to make something of
it.)
Which of course is not actually accurate at all because I actually entered the country as a resident in 2000 so I was number 284 millionth or something. and probably 260 millionth citizen or something.
Btw OMG the dresden dolls are fawkin' amazing.
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aimtoappease:
Yay for a new citizen as rockin' as you!! 
Oh, and I'll take any advice I can get-whether it make sense or not!!!
Oh, and I'll take any advice I can get-whether it make sense or not!!! 
red_vinyl:
ewwww....glades plug ins are nasty. thay make me not be able to breath. i was thinking that maybe when we move out we will stick blue cheese in the vents and then they won't know where the heck eh stentch is coming from. for now i can put up with it though.