She said, "Be careful you don't lose your heart."
I said, "Don't worry, it's surfer love. If you're a gnarly reckless surfer who rides a lotta waves and wipes out a lot, you don't want to go swimmin' after your board every time you wipe out. So you have a leash, which is a three-foot bungee cord looped around your ankle, and the other end's laced through a hole in the end of your board. My heart's bungeed to my ankle the same way, see.
"There's only one downer... Every now and then, when you wipe out harshly, the force of the wave sucks the board way down deep and then lets go, snap, with a slingshot effect, so the board becomes a missle and shoots straight out of the water at ninety miles an hour and smacks you in the head and kills you."
I said, "Don't worry, it's surfer love. If you're a gnarly reckless surfer who rides a lotta waves and wipes out a lot, you don't want to go swimmin' after your board every time you wipe out. So you have a leash, which is a three-foot bungee cord looped around your ankle, and the other end's laced through a hole in the end of your board. My heart's bungeed to my ankle the same way, see.
"There's only one downer... Every now and then, when you wipe out harshly, the force of the wave sucks the board way down deep and then lets go, snap, with a slingshot effect, so the board becomes a missle and shoots straight out of the water at ninety miles an hour and smacks you in the head and kills you."
*shrugs*
le sigh.
never have to worry about that here though.
as i know itd be impossible nigh at least nearly so
to get any woman id find remotely lustable to find me the same, let alone love me for me
*hugs ya*
werd man hope all is well