syracusepunk

I DID IT!!!!

I finally cleaned my apartment!!!!

I'm now able to:
1)entertain guests without them shrieking in horor at the boxer shorts walking around on thier own

2)get myself a beer without contracting typhoid, henta, disentary etc from what was left in the fridge

3)stop waking up in the night thinking I'm cuddling up to a girl only to find it's a pile of soiled laundry

4)throw out all the plants I killed after one week of thinking they were a nice touch this summer

5)finally pay last respects to my long dead fish, Lord Kimbode

6)take a bath without coming out dirtier than when I went in

-rich