Monday Oct 02, 2006

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My wallet was stolen today on the way to school.
I had to cancel my:
credit cards
debit card
close my bank account
order new checks
apply for a new driver's liscense
report a fraud alert on my soc since my social security card was in the wallet as well
and I lost my Subway points! Godammit all to hell!

In other news I'm totally hot for one my teachers.
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alyssum:
Good lord, if someone had tried to put any bodypart in my mouth in that position it woulda gotten bitten off. It takes a hell of a lot of shoulder strength. smile

Geez. They certainly wasted no time... good thing you apparently didn't either.
alyssum:
Oh crikey! No, this is just plain old headstand, with my head in my hands and my elbows out in front of me and my legs up in the air.

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