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So, the best thing ever happened to me this morning... so, I was leaving for work, and go out my front door into the hall, and something had pooped on our doormat! Yeah, I guess one of our neighbors must've left the outer door open, because something snuck in... and in the night, took a dump in front of our door! Oh man, what a lousy start to the day, right? So I decided that I should treat myself to a coffee after having to handle the disposal of these mystery turds, and I decide to walk a different way to work, in order to pass a coffee shop. Erm... worst way to work ever! The sidewalk ended, and not in a whimsical Shel-Silverstein-ish kinda way. There were cars everywhere, and there I was with my steamy libation, looking for a way to cross... without spilling said tasty treat! I ended up entering campus at some weirdo point and having to walk all around the stadium and through some weird hedges... it was a lovely walk, but took a really, really long time. blorf. And now I have to reheat my coffee in the microwave. double blorf.