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I love mushrooms so much that I have decided to marry them. Who knew that a fungus could make me so happy? It'll be a spring wedding, and then I expect that we'll be settling down and working on trying to start a family. Now, mushrooms feels the same way about children that I do - we should definitely have a large family. We will raise them in our damp little house in the woods, where they will thrive. Once we have cultivated our happy home and raised our children, I will eat them all.