I think I have a serious problem. No no, not some bloodborne pathogen - with video games. When will I get a cance to show off my heightened motor skills and apt reflexes (that of a cat!)? Maybe I can just leave the blinds open so that innocent civilians and passers-by might happen to witness my majesty as I strategically calculate my attacks.
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-Pontiff Pretentious