A little while ago we went out to smoke. we being kara and i, stephen doesnt smoke. He has the lungs of an asthmatic infant. It was cold.
Stephen- Its cold. My nipples are hard. *rubs nipples*
Kara-Really *rubs nipples* mine are kinda hard. *continues rubbing nipples *
Me-*rubbles nipples* Mine arent.*continues rubbing*

20 seconds later....we are still rubbing our nipples....
Me-do you have any idea how stupid we must look. Three people outside just rubbing out nipples.
Boy i love it when average size 12 year olds can fit into my pants.

It does wonders for my self esteem