Browsing Suicide Girls while still on the plane with people on either side of me is probably not the best of ideas.
I challenge your father (or closest male father-figure) to a game of jai alai.
Lesson learned: evaluate the emotional and mental state of your relatives and their other half before visiting for a week.
Pancake Shop in Memphis is damn amazing.
Beale St. tonight, ya fuckers. I'll be on them Supermans from Wet Willy's.
I'm sneaking quietly through your house.
Do you know how serious I am today? I have on two different deodorants. I'm not even fuckin around with anybody today.
II don't understand how a person becomes so clueless once he or she starts shopping.
Hell I do it at work lmao