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Dear Hizzoner,

I realize that I, as a white suburbanite a mere two blocks west of the city for which you profess much love, have very little influence over your actions, but please, sir, accept your fate and get the fuck out of office before you are removed in irons. I realize your zeppelin-like ego requires mass infusions of cash (especially when it's not your own but that of the city for which you profess much love), and your sainted mother is coddling you like the self-centered entitled twit you are, but this has gone on long enough. You are not the reincarnation of the MFIC. That man made his own machine; he didn't need to ride on the coattails of his mother long after he graduated into long pants.

On your way out, I respectfully request you take that batshit-insane turncoat lawyer ne former City Council member with you. While you're at it, take the City Council President Pro-Tem too. You know she's goddamn kooky when her own husband distances himself from her antics during this whole debacle.

Thank you,

White Suburbanite Who Lives Two Blocks West of Your Fair City