Today, my boy and I got tickets to go see GUNTHER!!!
Oh fuck yes. I bought tangerine colored tap pants to wear so I can be a brightly colored sailor. I think I'm going to dye a sailor hat and make an amazing bra.
And I found platform high heels from aldo that match:Sex on a heel
My friends are coming too....we are going to look like amazing Party Monster whores.
I am so excited.
This is the glorious Gunther. I know I'm fucked up:
In other news, I have been looking at ballroom shoes and salivating. I've found out that dancing is the only form of exercise I like. I want to dance every day.
All right, nothing else to see here, folks.
Oh fuck yes. I bought tangerine colored tap pants to wear so I can be a brightly colored sailor. I think I'm going to dye a sailor hat and make an amazing bra.

And I found platform high heels from aldo that match:Sex on a heel
My friends are coming too....we are going to look like amazing Party Monster whores.
I am so excited.
This is the glorious Gunther. I know I'm fucked up:
In other news, I have been looking at ballroom shoes and salivating. I've found out that dancing is the only form of exercise I like. I want to dance every day.
All right, nothing else to see here, folks.
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It's because I'm white, isn't it?