Today I worked, had a mini shopping trip and lunch with my mom and later in the evening became my friends bitch and brought her sushi at work. The sushi was amazing. I wish I could eat the weight of my head in wakame salad.
I bought the fragrance Stella by Stella Mcartney. It smells amazing. If I didn't buy it, my mom would have, and I don't want to smell like my mom, even though she's a cool as shit lesbian.
I haven't been able to stop making fun of ridiculous people, and I'd like to. Or rather, I'd like to be able to turn it on and off. It's exhausting. I wish you could meet some of the people I have to deal with in a day, you'd probably insist on going into a corner and battle with bouts of crying and laughing and pointing.
I'm outgrowing my rooms in the house I live in.
I need my own house.
I have so many books, so many shoes, so many costumes....
I try to be uncluttered...but my life is bigger than my room.
Plus, I really want a library like this:
but with comfy couches and a wetbar. I want to answer the door to my house and say "why don't we talk in the study?" Muahahahahaa!!!
I want a closet like this:
But instead of the lady with mom pants, I want a hot gay guy with amazing fashion sense to dress me and organize my closet.
I'll take a bedroom like this:
or this:
or this:
This one (with better bedding and chairs, would make me pee my pants)
I also want a huge tub:
I'd take the bathroom too.
I'm a bit of a princess.
Idk, I'm bored and have nothing else to do right now since I'm not dancing or boning my boyfriend.
Q: Can you go to confession even if you're not baptized?
xoxo
Sydni
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plenty of room for your ass.