Is it just me, or are ignorant people just coming out in droves lately?
I have an endless well of people to make fun of.
Por ejemple:
1. A sorority girl named Britney with orange skin, blonde streaks, humpty dumpty body, TINY TEETH, huge gums who asked my beau if I was his "GF". No joke. She loves hypnotic.
2. A girl named Montana who wears Glitter eyeliner and a black velour track jacket with a gold bedazzled money sign on the back of it. She also is considering getting a low back tattoo saying "rich bitch". She enjoys going to the casino, and uses an ignorant vernacular. She is alabaster skinned and recently decided to start tanning. Yay.
3. Two girls sitting at a bar, bff's who love to suck on lollipops at the same time.
4. A girl who said this upon why she chose the name "Chanel": "Chanel, I've always liked the name. It has an elegant sound to it. I feel it fits me."
I can't make this shit up, folks.
xoxo
I have an endless well of people to make fun of.
Por ejemple:
1. A sorority girl named Britney with orange skin, blonde streaks, humpty dumpty body, TINY TEETH, huge gums who asked my beau if I was his "GF". No joke. She loves hypnotic.
2. A girl named Montana who wears Glitter eyeliner and a black velour track jacket with a gold bedazzled money sign on the back of it. She also is considering getting a low back tattoo saying "rich bitch". She enjoys going to the casino, and uses an ignorant vernacular. She is alabaster skinned and recently decided to start tanning. Yay.
3. Two girls sitting at a bar, bff's who love to suck on lollipops at the same time.
4. A girl who said this upon why she chose the name "Chanel": "Chanel, I've always liked the name. It has an elegant sound to it. I feel it fits me."
I can't make this shit up, folks.
xoxo
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alyk:
Fact: you're the Britney to my Chanel.
boogalooshrimp:
Yikes. All folk you met over the course of a single weekend?