Video!
Yes.....this is me in all my glory fucking around and singing you a song. Enjoy.
Oh, and for my next video entry, I would love it if you would ask me a question, and I will answer it.
Facts:
1. I'm retardedly happy
2. I bought today: asstastic jeans, fabulous belt, hello kitty gym bag, hello kitty booty shorts
3. My grandma says "shit" about once every 4 minutes.
4. I want to hate the cheesecake factory, but I can't.
5. Bellevue is a cesspool of bored rich people
6. I hate makeup sales ladies.
7. As I write this, I am wearing my mickey mouse ears
8. I'm watching the Usual Suspects
EDIT: since I won't be updating for awhile till I come up with something stellar, I give you my "list". You know the list of celebrities you'd get a freebie on. For this excercise, lets say I have 9. And to make it more specific:
Men: (in no particular order)
1. Pierce Brosnan from Thomas Crown Affair
2. Johnny Depp from Chocolat
3. Brad Pitt from the second Oceans Eleven
4. Matt Damon from Borne Identity
5. Al Pacino from Scent of a Woman
6. Tim Curry from Rocky Horror
7. Ryan Reynolds from Blade Trilogy
8. Hugh Grant from Love Actually
9. Vin Diesel from Chronicle's of Riddick (I know. Don't judge)
Women:
1. Angelina Jolie in Tombraider
2. Scarlet Johansen in anything she could possibly make
3. Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality
4. Catherine Zeta Jones from Zorro
5. Sarah Silverman
6. Leonor Varela in Blade II (smokin' hot)
7. Tina Fey
8. Halle Berry in anything except monsters ball
9. Eva Mendes in Bad boys
10. Gabrielle Union in Bring it On (no joke. She was a bitch. It was awesome).
it's super scary loving someone. It's so new and scary, and well, wanting to know that it's reciprical without getting all crazy and shit is trying. These things I know: he thinks I'm amazing. He's thankful for me. He thinks I'm hot. Hes explained that I am ideal.....and that my spirit is bright...
But sad news: He'll be going away for 2 months starting August 8th. I will see him for one day between that day and October.
I'm kindof freaking out about this. Time alone is nice, yes, but we have a blast together, and getting laid everyday is awesome. Look forward to plenty melancholy journals. Hopefully it will be a good time for me though. A spiritual retreat. I'm planning on lessening my going out, working a ton, working out, meditating, performing and reading a shit ton.
Last week before my show after I finished makeup:
Niko and I being Idiots. More to come on these. We're attention whores. I was showing him how magical iMovie is:
And....my widow Video from Sinner Saint Burlesque:
Yes.....this is me in all my glory fucking around and singing you a song. Enjoy.
Oh, and for my next video entry, I would love it if you would ask me a question, and I will answer it.
Facts:
1. I'm retardedly happy
2. I bought today: asstastic jeans, fabulous belt, hello kitty gym bag, hello kitty booty shorts
3. My grandma says "shit" about once every 4 minutes.
4. I want to hate the cheesecake factory, but I can't.
5. Bellevue is a cesspool of bored rich people
6. I hate makeup sales ladies.
7. As I write this, I am wearing my mickey mouse ears
8. I'm watching the Usual Suspects
EDIT: since I won't be updating for awhile till I come up with something stellar, I give you my "list". You know the list of celebrities you'd get a freebie on. For this excercise, lets say I have 9. And to make it more specific:
Men: (in no particular order)
1. Pierce Brosnan from Thomas Crown Affair
2. Johnny Depp from Chocolat
3. Brad Pitt from the second Oceans Eleven
4. Matt Damon from Borne Identity
5. Al Pacino from Scent of a Woman
6. Tim Curry from Rocky Horror
7. Ryan Reynolds from Blade Trilogy
8. Hugh Grant from Love Actually
9. Vin Diesel from Chronicle's of Riddick (I know. Don't judge)
Women:
1. Angelina Jolie in Tombraider
2. Scarlet Johansen in anything she could possibly make
3. Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality
4. Catherine Zeta Jones from Zorro
5. Sarah Silverman
6. Leonor Varela in Blade II (smokin' hot)
7. Tina Fey
8. Halle Berry in anything except monsters ball
9. Eva Mendes in Bad boys
10. Gabrielle Union in Bring it On (no joke. She was a bitch. It was awesome).
it's super scary loving someone. It's so new and scary, and well, wanting to know that it's reciprical without getting all crazy and shit is trying. These things I know: he thinks I'm amazing. He's thankful for me. He thinks I'm hot. Hes explained that I am ideal.....and that my spirit is bright...
But sad news: He'll be going away for 2 months starting August 8th. I will see him for one day between that day and October.
I'm kindof freaking out about this. Time alone is nice, yes, but we have a blast together, and getting laid everyday is awesome. Look forward to plenty melancholy journals. Hopefully it will be a good time for me though. A spiritual retreat. I'm planning on lessening my going out, working a ton, working out, meditating, performing and reading a shit ton. Last week before my show after I finished makeup:
Niko and I being Idiots. More to come on these. We're attention whores. I was showing him how magical iMovie is:
And....my widow Video from Sinner Saint Burlesque:
VIEW 20 of 20 COMMENTS
bexi:
wow great voice!
cairo:
Why, thank you!
Why, thank you!