Wednesday Mar 19, 2003

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Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood and I'm bored.I realized that I'm lazy and that's why I feel sorry for myself.Well no more. I'm going to have a positive outlook on life even if it kills me.Now to get started on my 12 step program.

1. Stop being lazy.
2. Get out of house more often.
3.Meet people.
4.Once I've met them, make friends.
5.Drink more (makes me jolly).
6.Start working out (couldn't hurt).
7.Don't be lazy again.
8.Get tatoo
9.Get beauty sleep.
10.After completion of first 9 steps find significant other.
11.Don't screw up step 10.
12.If previous 11 steps work- All is good.
nonservium:
Wow...Dr. Phil would be proud. Unfortunately people are lazy for a reason- it works for them. Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. Even with the best of intentions and a good 12 step program, everybody has a high rate of recidivism.

My suggestion is get a partner to help you stay on track. Everything is easier and more fun when you are doing it with someone else. Especially step 5 wink

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