oh hartford.
went to a local drinking establishment last night
just sippin on beers, seeing old friends
and around last call the harassment starts
at first it was playful
and i just smiled and laughed
whatever
these dudes are in their mid-30s
out of control drunk at the bar
one's telling me he loves me while barely standing up
another's telling me to stop drinking my "hate-o-rade"
okay, now hate-o-rade won't shut up
okay, i start to just hurl playful insults back
but there's something about them tonight
that says they're sick of women
and not getting laid by them
i tell hate-o-rade i wouldn't touch his firecrotch
oh now their pissed
now members of the townie brigade i don't even know
come up hurling insults at me and my friend
apparently we're lesbians
apparently we're ugly, no one would touch us
then one dude.
fucker.
says "you're gross, you're gross, i'd never touch you
it's not my fault your daddy touched you"
last dude who said that to me...
well, three people had to hold me back then.
but no not now, it's not worth it.
their drunk and pathetic
just past their prime
and their realizing it
they don't have "it" anymore
fucking hartford
and these fuck bro townies.
one moment their taking pics with me and my friend
like it's a fucking novelty
the next moment i'm disgusting and gross
and always, i look the way i do cause "daddy touched me"
you don't just throw that around
besides, daddy, thanks god i'm not a "prep"
he said he couldn't stand it if i was
anyway, they were kicked out the bar
my friend was much more upset
but it's not worth it
they're townies, hartford townies
and they're just angry that their doing the same shit
as when they were in high school
oh hartford.
went to a local drinking establishment last night
just sippin on beers, seeing old friends
and around last call the harassment starts
at first it was playful
and i just smiled and laughed
whatever
these dudes are in their mid-30s
out of control drunk at the bar
one's telling me he loves me while barely standing up
another's telling me to stop drinking my "hate-o-rade"
okay, now hate-o-rade won't shut up
okay, i start to just hurl playful insults back
but there's something about them tonight
that says they're sick of women
and not getting laid by them
i tell hate-o-rade i wouldn't touch his firecrotch
oh now their pissed
now members of the townie brigade i don't even know
come up hurling insults at me and my friend
apparently we're lesbians
apparently we're ugly, no one would touch us
then one dude.
fucker.
says "you're gross, you're gross, i'd never touch you
it's not my fault your daddy touched you"
last dude who said that to me...
well, three people had to hold me back then.
but no not now, it's not worth it.
their drunk and pathetic
just past their prime
and their realizing it
they don't have "it" anymore
fucking hartford
and these fuck bro townies.
one moment their taking pics with me and my friend
like it's a fucking novelty
the next moment i'm disgusting and gross
and always, i look the way i do cause "daddy touched me"
you don't just throw that around
besides, daddy, thanks god i'm not a "prep"
he said he couldn't stand it if i was
anyway, they were kicked out the bar
my friend was much more upset
but it's not worth it
they're townies, hartford townies
and they're just angry that their doing the same shit
as when they were in high school
oh hartford.