sybil

awkward motivational talk in muay thai tonight:

dude: hit it like your boyfriend just cheated on you
me: erm
dude: or your girlfriend, i dunno
me: how bout my nothing did nothing?
dude: okay, how bout your mom didn't buy you any christmas presents
me: what?
(seemed a pretty stupid thing for me to get angry about)
dude: okay, how about how annoying i am right now?

going to muay thai i feel like a dirty old man
there are so many fit good-looking dudes
with calves that make me drool
i don't know why i'm attracted to man-calves, but i am