swoop

The story begins with a simple, innocuous line:

Today I bought pants and hurt myself.

To be honest, the real notable part of that statement is the part wherein I purchased pantaloons. I just haven't ever been a pants man. This, however, has kept me out of all the high society parties, where formal shorts are frowned upon. Frowned upon, and GASPED at. SHOCKING.

The...
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I've been printing my brain directly to paper, lately. Grey-matter hard-copy. It's a practice I long ago attempted to convert to habit, but that didn't quite achieve it. I believe the end result of that experiment was an ugly hybrid of irregularly spaced good intentions, punctuated by shameful laziness. Since then, I've realized that I can't keep a regular schedule. Now that I've cast off...
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You know, I believe that people have a big, controlling stigma about their blogs wherein they feel compelled to create something witty, insightful, and poignant. A yearning, nay, a DRIVE, to write something that convinces the reader(s) that they have depth, and meaning, and are worth listening to.

That being said, the main point I'd like to make is that taking a swig out of...
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I'VE GOT THOUGHTS. Soon to be blogs. Now, in fact. Now becoming blogs. Blogging in the present tense. Active bloggery. Blah-guh.

Firstly, a ranting. I'VE FIXED MY CAR. It took forever, and has brought joy and color back to my world. And exhaust fumes, and loud motor sounds, and grease spots on articles of clothing previously unsullied. But hey, that's life. And that's how I...
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MC Frontalot pretty much kicks ass. I've got more to say, but it shall wait until I'm eloquent again. For now, sleepies. Enjoy the nerdcore flow!

Alright, it's time to do it up, bloggy-blog style!! Incidentally, before you read this and get all dissappointed with the poor-quality humor and lackluster writings, know that I'd written a KILLER one not ten minutes ago, but then accidentally closed a window instead of just one tab. Ha ha....ha. Yes, I'm a n00b. But I still have a great ass. So, THERE.

Subject change: New...
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Thought:

Family is one of the most important things in life. Treat them well, and value them, because they can be the firmest of foundations, and the most comforting of comforts.

You guys, I've got a confession. It's shocking, and odd, and a little embarrasing. I've kept quiet about it for as long as I can, however, and now I feel that I must get it off of my chest. Here we go. Are you ready?

I'm in love with a webcomic character!

*laughing*

Alright, alright, so it's not LOVE in the strictest sense. I haven't...
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