(This is intended to be honest and humorous, it is written in the voice I use with how I talk to my friends about Suicide Girls... it is very lovable. it is how I make people nurture me and protect me...)
I think I am Special and I like girls who think I am special too! 💦🐒😇
I have never had a girlfriend; but I have a theory about how being a boyfriend works! ❤️🦋🦁
I am careful with how awesome I am, because I believe that if I make a girl love me, I will be forced to marry her for her rest of my life. I am careful about what girls I try to make love me so much, because I am very lovable and I do not know why I would ever try to make a girlfriend stop loving me. 😓💙❤️ I believe if I get any acceptable girlfriend I have to marry her! That is why I am afraid to go on dates. Instead of thinking of having someone to have sex with (this is how movies and tv portray dating) my agenda would be to make the pretty girls love me forever! 😩😺🙃🙈🥰
I asked my favorite Suicide Girl to be my online girlfriend. She is very smart! If she likes me and she can know the most about how my mind works, I would do what she says. I don’t know how she perceives me though. I have so many ways to see how I behave online and she does not. 💙🕊🦥 I have to remind Taylor to do his show on the page and not his timeline. He says I am the star of the show so I have influence on our show called “Questions for Christians”
