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swoon4heart

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Socially acceptable ethnic humor about my own ethnicity, What swoon learned in church today, and pictures of my package...

Sep 8, 2019
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Possessed or Processed?

I believe that processed meats are a very good idea. The less an animal is processed the more you can taste its soul...

I cut my Japanese grandma's grass today and she gave me money.

My dad, her son, was saying he did not want to eat the macarro fish because of the tiny spine bonez. I started picking at it. As a spiritualist I thought it tasted like a dirty animal spirit but it might have been the soy sauce. The fish meat was good like savage tuna, and the soy sauce reminded me of dirty blood. My Japanese grandma said, "You eat very good. You're Japanese boy." I am also German b o y which is probably why I think this story is so funny... 😜😘🐙

I am so happy that I was at church today. I missed almost two months. And I was so very happy and relieved to drop off the past two months tithe of 10% as gratitude and appreciation for the value of being my Bishops smartest son. I learn so much by paying more attention than most people ...because I think about what is not being said...

I am with this place in my church experiences where most of the sermons that either Bishop or First Lady deliver, as they alternate Sundays to preach, pertain to me to say “you are doing the right things... just watch out for what might trip you up... and keep up the good job.”

Pastor Christine preached a sermon this afternoon called, “wait your turn; it’s your turn.” About romance and marriage.

I trust if you follow me, you know things I believe about the human animal... I say for a boy to be a 36 year old virgin is so hot to girls.... the boy is on a mission to evaluate potential spiritual pair bonds like Eddie Murphy in “Coming to America.”

Today at church I assumed the position and laid my belly across five chairs... 1) good job me, and 2) ...remember boy, consider your options and be very careful not to dedicate yourself as soon as the first nude model wants to be a real life friend and do video calls... because good boys and me are dangerously good at falling in love.

I am convinced that I am extremely talented at giving over my cool-ass-soul as a cool-ass-offering to basically any desirable and pleasing female who is pleased with me. ...I am very good at being romantically entangled with pair bonds... 🔥🥰🌪

Also I want to show you my sexy package... I got a gospel CD, some magic the gathering cards and an adorable poison ivy bombshell figure.

Happy Birthday month to me! 🎁🎉🛍

Postscript: I am worried about mentioning my preacher’s name. God might have told her Matt is going to stretch the message in advance, ...and I am convinced she would feel that Matt is just trying to be faithful and minister on SG what he learned in church today. ❤️🥰🦋

Swoon is much more popular on SG than on FB; maybe on FB our boy has not enough motivation and desire to be thought well of... 🤷♂️🔥🕊 He acts pretentious if not for God and mercy, but these girls inspire him. 🧟♂️🧠🥰

I’ll confess a dangerous secret about myself... and everyone who doesn’t feel this way is likely to lash out for no reason... except for desirable mates who a boy submits to, why would you let yourself think someone else is “better” than you. Endearingly, I hope my honesty is understood, because I perceive alpha females. 🧞♀️🧚♀️🧜♀️

So in what I hope is a boy like-minded to nude models way, I really do think I am better than most people. But I don’t lead low EQ to know it unless I decide it is the right kind of violation against me. Being evolved is not a big deal. What I really want is for confidence and unashamed females to make me feel desirable. I have come to believe that it is probable. ❤️🦋🦊

swoon4heart:
@doncella boo. ❤️🥰🦋 ...I finished my work. 😘🕊🍨
Sep 8, 2019

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