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Tuesday Sep 28, 2004

Sep 27, 2004
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Play guitar? Know someone whom does?

THEN...LEARN....THIS.

Your friends will thank you for it.


G Bm
When grandfahter dies

C D
Life will strange

G Bm
When grandfather dies

C D
my whole world will change

G Bm
when granderfather dies

C D
I'll scream and I'll yell

C D
cause I'll be fucking rich

G
as hell

Chorus
Bm C
So grandfather die

G
don't keep me in suspense

Bm C
oh, grandfather cough

G
up that inheritance

Bm C
oh grandfather don't

G
hold on another day

Bm C Am
I love you to death

D
but I've got bills to pay

(Stroke Down Once) D

G Bm
A stroke would be nice

C D
disease would be cool

G Bm
I'll scatter his ashes

C D
In my new swimmin' pool

G Bm
I'll party with Hef

C D
I'll dine with the Queen

C D
Now what say we unplug

G
that goddamn machine.


Bm C
Now grandfather die

G
before the Fiscal Year

Bm C
oh grandfather I

G
Wish Kervorkian were here

Bm C
oh grandfather fly

G
just take your final vow

Bm C Am
oh grandfather die

G
the family hates you anyhow

(Stroke Down Slowly Once) D

{Bridge}
Am
For God's sake,

Bm C D
you must be as old as the sun

Am Bm C D
you're social security number is one

Am Bm C
You're deaf, dumb, and blind

D
and an amputee

Am Bm
you donate your blood

C D
every time that you pee

Am Bm
your arthritis acts up

C D
whenever it rains

Am Bm
your so old, your penis

C D
has vericose veins

Am Bm
oh why don't do die grandpa

C D
why must you fight

Am Bm
you old motherfucker

C D
just walk towards the goddamn light


Am Bm C D
G Bm C D
oohh walk toward the light old man
oooh walk toward the light old man

(Stroke Down Once) D

G Bm
It's all over now

C D
My granddaddy's dead

G Bm
a mysterious blow

C D
to his wrinkled old head

G Bm
Before I collect

C D
A small oversight

C D G
But everything should work out alright

C D G
I'll start working on my grandma tonight


prendick:
One question...can I play it on the ukulele? wink
Sep 27, 2004

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