switchcomb

She can conduct my locomotive.

blow my steam whistle.

throw coal on to my fire.

raise my track switch.

have supper in my dining car.

drive a golden spike in to my rail, there by connecting the Central Pacific and Union Pacific Railroads and creating transcontinental transportation.

giggidy giggidy giggidy-giggidy giggidy.
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But seriously, shes good lookin'.