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I would first like to apologize for my poor choice of language. I will piss someone off.

I'd second like to apologize for my opening statement. Read past it. It gets better. I promise.

George W winning this election is one of the best things that could happen to this country.
Now hear me out before you put put a target on my head. I hate the man as much as you do.
That's why this is so great.

This election was not an Bush versus Kerry by any means. This election was pro-Bush versus anti-Bush. That is no way for an election to be run. It is a sad time for democracy when you're simply choosing the lesser of two evil.

Now let me collect myself so I don't get off track. It'll happen a few times. I promise.

Now noone HATES Kerry. Even Bush supporters simply dislike him. But people HATE Bush. Now lets get to my first real point.

Had Kerry been elected, he would have simply slowed the process of decay, but continued it down the same path. Basically, this country would still be being slowly fucked. Its just not being fucked as hard as it is going to be now. Unfortunately we are all lazy fat fuckers at heart. We would sit there and take Kerry's fucking because it didn't hurt too bad. We would stay home and not care.

Fortunately for us, we have the rapist in office again, just waiting to shove his still throbbing dick in our asses again. Now we all know we don't want this. In fact, we are fucking pissed. The general aura of discontent outside today told me I'm right.

So this is why this is great. Because now all us lazy fat fuckers have reasons to get up. We have fire to fuel the change this country needs. We have a cause. Even if we are a little unsure of what we want to happen in the end.

So I guess this is my only point. It's time for this country to renounce the ideals that are destroying it. It is time for a change. Now we have a reason for a revolution. Now we have the motivation to get the fuck up and change the world, because if we don't, I feel an ass raping again.

So this is a call to all of you.
To the fucking anti-conformist, anti-government punk rock assholes.
To all you fuckers who used to be, but grew up, but still know this government sucks.
To every type of fucking hippy out there. The old heads who have done this before. Help guide us. Show us how to start it.
To all you fucking modern hippies who think you're changing the world by doing alot of drugs and not eating cows, make a real difference.
To all you fuckers who pretend you're oppressed, quit blaiming people and joing the rest of us against the man.
To all you bleeding heart liberals who hopefully realized today that you can't beat the man at his own game, you need to create your own.
To anyone smart enough to realize that homeland security starts by not pissing off other countries and giving them reasons to fucking try and kill us.
To everyone wise enough to see that war is the biggest sin of all.
To anyone who has a fucking fire they feel burning in their goddamed guts right now because they know how bad this is going to be. They can see World War 3. They know that its time for action.
This is a call to anyone willing to stand with me.

God damn, I will not let the course of this god forsaken country be dictated by stupid fucking ignorant red necks, NRA members and the oil companies, hate breeders and trigger happy bible belt hypocrits who tell them what to think, do and say.

It is obvious, we will not be heard in number. Let us be heard by name.

I'm John Lamanna and I approve this message