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Okay, I'm having a problem here......I was reading last weeks issue of New York Magazine.........& it's titled, "NOT YOUR MOTHER"S LESBIANS".
Now the article goes on to talk about femme's, butch-femme's, just straight up butch, bois, & transgender something or the other. Now the whole article was terribly confusing & I read it twice! Can you help out w/ this? If I'm understanding this correctly I'd be a femme. Now would that still be a dyke? If so, then let the training begin!!!!!
I'm ready!!!!!!!

p.s. I'll pass this onto Britney too......you two are my instructors on coming out!!!!!!! I'm excited!!!!!!

You hate the snow? How about this one........you call out sick from work one morning due to the snow. Decide you'd rather hang out w/ friends so you get behind the wheel & this 98 year old woman infront of you throws on her breaks apparently because the invisible snowman ran infront of her car. I slam on my breaks to avoid killing her (which I'm almost positive would've been a felony killing someone over 65). My car fishtails & slams into the curb which is about a foot tall, & I blow out both my passenger side tires. Oh yeah, Granny keeps driving......I'm out in the middle of no~fuck~in where so I have to drive on my rims about 3 miles at 2 mph to only have to purchase 2 tires at Goodyear at the price of $167.00. That was when I was about 18, & I don't think I've called out w/ a bogus excuse since!

I HATE THE FUCKIN SNOW!!!!!!!!!