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swinlok

tulsa, oklahoma (fucking boring)

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go to http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi and put in a random word. these are the ones i got so far.

Daddy or asshole?
Reach for the Pickle.
Banana born an bred.
He who thinks scrotum, drinks scrotum.
you've always got time for fuck.
The appliance of clitoris.
The urine that always says yes.
Does the hard doggy style for you.
Get in my Jesus.
Fill it to the rim with Christ;.
Nothing sucks like an anal spew.
Put a suck my dick in your tank.
Welcome to fuck you country.
Come See the Softer Side of Vaginal Secretion.
Drinka Pinta Porcelain God A Day.
The Cheese Whiz is Mightier than the Sword.
it does exactly what it says on the cumguzzler.
Your mom for all ages.
Bridge that gap with peter.
Id walk a mile for a sperm sandwich.
you've got questions, we've got ass cream.
Cock in mouth not included.
p-p-p-pick up an acid.
Taste the nipple juice.
Think Hemorrhoids.
With a name like angel dust, it has to be good.
Washing Machines Live Longer With Cigarettes.
Is it live? Or is it Viagra?
I think therefore I tittiefuck
Refreshes the screwdriver other beers cannot reach.
Get more from balls.
If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Chode.
Because Dildo Cant Drive.
The Queef of your Life.
The cum gush keeps going and going.
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Suck My Dick from the Oven.
I am Stuck on Sex With Animals, 'Cause Sex With Animals's Stuck on Me.
Once You Pop, You Can't Stop V-Man.
Out Of The Strong Came Forth Chuck Norris.
I Feel Like Chuck Norris Tonight.

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