Thank god the holiday's over. it's been long. my older brother's still in town, and that's nice. He brought me "Kung POW!", which is like the dumbestest movie ever and I love it, and "The Te of Piglet". Yay!
My other brother Joel got me... uh... fuck. I can't remember the name of it, it's some neato artsy-fartsy 9mm film thing.
I got a new skirt that's all slinky, and best of all it does not attract dog hair.
I got pink ankle socks with non-slip thingies on the bottom in the shape of hearts, and they have naked truck-flap lady silhouettes all over them.
I got a big package of wife-beaters. mmm.
I got the afore-mentioned Farberware, of course.
I got "Where the Sidewalk Ends" again, which I shall be quoting incessantly in this journal until people beg me to stop.
I got a yo-yo that flashes and plays the dreidel song, and has a menorah painted on it.
I got a gift certificate to the movie theater by my house.
And I got a big muddafuggin' hangover.
Nothing like material gain and senseless drunkenness to celebrate the birth of the baby Jesus, lawd lawd.
My other brother Joel got me... uh... fuck. I can't remember the name of it, it's some neato artsy-fartsy 9mm film thing.
I got a new skirt that's all slinky, and best of all it does not attract dog hair.
I got pink ankle socks with non-slip thingies on the bottom in the shape of hearts, and they have naked truck-flap lady silhouettes all over them.
I got a big package of wife-beaters. mmm.
I got the afore-mentioned Farberware, of course.
I got "Where the Sidewalk Ends" again, which I shall be quoting incessantly in this journal until people beg me to stop.
I got a yo-yo that flashes and plays the dreidel song, and has a menorah painted on it.
I got a gift certificate to the movie theater by my house.
And I got a big muddafuggin' hangover.
Nothing like material gain and senseless drunkenness to celebrate the birth of the baby Jesus, lawd lawd.