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swingkitten

Bellingham, WA

Member Since 2002

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Monday Dec 09, 2002

Dec 9, 2002
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*clears throat*

I wanna make every woman I see
I wanna make every woman I see
Do you know what's the matter with me?
I'm a heterosexual man.
Just a heterosexual man.

I wanna do every woman I know
I wanna do it to them in their clothes
I wanna make it with them, don't you know
I'm a heterosexual man.
It's just a problem with my glands.

I'm a heterosexual, heterosexual man
I'm a heterosexual, heterosexual man

I wanna make every woman I see
I wanna make every woman I see
Maybe make 'em make a baby with me
'Cause I'm a heterosexual man
Just a heterosexual man.

I wanna have every woman I know
I wanna have them take off their clothes
I'll make it with them unless they say no
'Cause I"m a heterosexual man.
I'll make it with them whenever I can.

I'm a heterosexual, heterosexual man
I'm a heterosexual, heterosexual man
I'm a heterosexual........duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh........

I wanna get every girl on the globe
We kiss and hug, and then we disrobe.
It's a short circuit in the frontal lobe,
I'm a heterosexual man.
It's just a problem with my glands

I'm a heterosexual, heterosexual man
I'm a heterosexual, heterosexual man



Why do I love that song so much? Heh.
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
jin1:
MUDing, eh? That and the comment to my journal...
Marry me?
Dec 9, 2002
jin1:
Want to go have coffee sometime? I'm off the next two days. IM me if you wanna.
Dec 10, 2002

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