"hold a hot water bottle against your head. that's what i do when i have cramps... only it's not against my head. or i just curl up into a ball."
Good advice...
"Hey you lazyass... I know you've had time, so get on here and post already!"
Yeah Im really sorry about that but it just aint flowing outa me like usual
"come back! come back i say!
dammit!
i need you."
Dont be silly this world spins with or without me.
"i just saw a goat jump over a man in a leap frog competition....apparently goats have very stinky nuts...."
Im sure they do
I promise to get out more often this year so I will have more to write about. I lead the most boring life and really I have nothing to share thats worth while.
I need to get out.
Good advice...
"Hey you lazyass... I know you've had time, so get on here and post already!"
Yeah Im really sorry about that but it just aint flowing outa me like usual
"come back! come back i say!
dammit!
i need you."
Dont be silly this world spins with or without me.
"i just saw a goat jump over a man in a leap frog competition....apparently goats have very stinky nuts...."
Im sure they do
I promise to get out more often this year so I will have more to write about. I lead the most boring life and really I have nothing to share thats worth while.
I need to get out.
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evilwillow:
happy birthday! 
devil_bitch:
I wanted to tell ya Happy Fucking Birthday!! Good luck in leading that more interesting life. When you figure it out you let me know how ya did it. 