swindy

"hold a hot water bottle against your head. that's what i do when i have cramps... only it's not against my head. or i just curl up into a ball."

Good advice...

"Hey you lazyass... I know you've had time, so get on here and post already!"

Yeah Im really sorry about that but it just aint flowing outa me like usual

"come back! come back i say!
dammit!
i need you."

Dont be silly this world spins with or without me.

"i just saw a goat jump over a man in a leap frog competition....apparently goats have very stinky nuts...."

Im sure they do






I promise to get out more often this year so I will have more to write about. I lead the most boring life and really I have nothing to share thats worth while.
I need to get out.