sweetnsassy2854

So get this... I'm pretty sure that the man upstairs hates me. I'm not kidding its like everytime I get close to something i want, he points and laughs at me. I swear i can hear the "hahaha...Just kidding!"

So today, I'm at work and I'm absolutley famished. I see a bag of Dill Pickle chips in the vending machine. I dug thru my pockets and my wallet to scrounged up the 80 cents to buy them. When I get up to the machine to put the money in I realize that I am 5 cents short because the price is .85
Like a loser, I bum a nickle of the lot attendent. As i insert the last coin, I watch the little metal spiny-thingy that pushes the chips out. I can hear my tummy growl with anticipation. My mouth is watering for the delicious, salty bitterness that i'm about to enjoy, when... THE FUCKING BAG OF CHIPS GETS STUCK!
As it just so happens they had just bolted the machines down so you can't shake the items loose anymore. So 3 of us pounded on the top of it for probably 3 minutes when in walks the Assistant Manager and yells at us. He said "Jezus Christ, you can hear that pounding all the way across the store. your not going to get them out so stop banging on it and put another fucking dollar in it and get your chips out!"
I seriously wanted to cry. It was the last 80 cents to my name until payday and on top of that i was in debt 5 cents for something that i couldn't even have.

Anyway 3 hours later when I was going home, one of the guys in the breakroom was able to get the chips loose in one shot. So I did get the chips, but only after it soured the rest of my day.