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Sunday Sep 05, 2004

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you know who doesnt get enough credit? Dom Deluise thats who. that said i am in the middle of my three day weekend and have watched Smokey and the Bandit, Cannonball Run, and tonight its Best little whorehouse in Texas. getting a tattoo on the 13th and then its off to spend some time with the famdamlies and hit up the puyallup fair and possibly some beach lounging if weather permits. i petted and fed two goats the other day and one of them tried to eat my Waylon Jennings shirt. naughty goat.
oktober:
tongue You make me chuckle with glee!

Dom Deluise rules! I have had conversations with friends about the Dom and his awesome-ness. smile Or we'll make silly questions like ...

"What would you do if got home and Dom Deluise was sleeping in your bed and wearing your pjs?"

"I'd ask him why he was in my bed.."

"But what if you coulddn't speak?"

"What? Well, I guess I'd try shake him awake and try to gesture for him to leave."

"Well, what if you tried to, but you couldn't move?"

"Huh? What the hell? This is stupid! I guess I'd just do nothing..."

"What if everytime you started not trying to do anything you heard a high pitched squeal?"

"Okay now this is just getting pointless..."

"So? What would you do?"

"I dunno... I guess I'd try to pray to god to release me.. Or meditate and try to reach enlightment and asscend into heaven... yeah."

"What if you did and when you got to heaven they told you weren't allowed into heaven and they told you that you were going to hell?"

"I guess I'd go to hell."

"What if when you got to hell Satan made you sing 'We Built This City' for all of eternity?"

"I would meditate."

"Well you try but you can't."

"I'd meditate"

"I said you can't"

"I'd do it anyway."

"Well you can't"

"Well it doesn't matter, I'd do meditate no matter what."

"Fine..."

The End. tongue

This is long, but I couldn't delete all that! Anyhow, I've never seen any of the stella shorts. And yeah, I'd for sure want to come eat tacos with you! smile
Sep 5, 2004
friedbanana:
Remember that movie Summer School with Mark Harmon? Didn't a goat eat his Stones shirt or something? biggrin
Sep 9, 2004

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