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50 questions
1. How tall are you barefoot? 5'9"
2. Have you ever smoked heroin? Fuck that
3. Do you own a gun? Not yet
4. Have you ever been in Rehab? Negative. I kick alone in basements.
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? Always.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? Damn tasty if I do say so myself!
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1. How tall are you barefoot? 5'9"
2. Have you ever smoked heroin? Fuck that
3. Do you own a gun? Not yet
4. Have you ever been in Rehab? Negative. I kick alone in basements.
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? Always.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? Damn tasty if I do say so myself!
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grumpyoldbastard:
how about something like this but a bat instead of a butterfly
_pauly_:
You make up lyrics to songs you hate too? hehe 
This has proven to be of moderate intrest if you're bored.
This one is longer but freakishly accurate and amusing.
PS::: Wait for the ticker to reach zero on the second one or it won't work as good!
This one is longer but freakishly accurate and amusing.
PS::: Wait for the ticker to reach zero on the second one or it won't work as good!
grumpyoldbastard:
Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.
me
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.
me
grumpyoldbastard:
Sensitive and understanding but under some strain; needs to unwind in the company of someone close to him.
second test
second test
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braveart:
is she related to you by blood? if not, i agree with what FiendClub said up there^^
pics of your growing belly plz, kthx
pics of your growing belly plz, kthx
jacksalt:
That's a shitty position to be in. You gotta help, but last thing on EARTH you want to do.
I hope it gets better soon!
I hope it gets better soon!
So, I didn't dye my hair. I'm going to try and put it off for as long as possible.
I am getting a bit used to my natural color, I guess.
I haven't seen it in like 10 years!
Feh.
And now I will tell you some of my internal ramblings. Just for the sake of externalizing them.
I am going to start a revolution...
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I am getting a bit used to my natural color, I guess.
I haven't seen it in like 10 years!
Feh.
And now I will tell you some of my internal ramblings. Just for the sake of externalizing them.
I am going to start a revolution...
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boxofficepoison:
I think it will take space burns from vegas meteorites before I'm impressed with a body mod again.
weirdomanson:
thank you doll! your a sweet heart
I'm gonna go dye my hair bright ass red like I used to. I need a lift.
Right now I'm seriously hating life.
Right now I'm seriously hating life.
fiendclub:
You are SO not supposed to be dying your hair while pregnant! 
Another survey stolen from MySpace! 
If you do it too I will your 
/ 
!!
Name: Seana
D.O.B.: 09/19/1983
Height: 5' 9"
Weight: I dunno...prolly like 125
Eyes: 1 Brown, 1 Blue
Lives: Santa Rosa, California
Education: I'm a drop-out. BUUUT that doesn't make me an imbecile!!
Last known GPA: 4.2. Heh.
Things I am exceptionally well at: Debate, Horizontal/Vertical Polka, Driving,
Building shit, Making...
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If you do it too I will
your / !!
Name: Seana
D.O.B.: 09/19/1983
Height: 5' 9"
Weight: I dunno...prolly like 125
Eyes: 1 Brown, 1 Blue
Lives: Santa Rosa, California
Education: I'm a drop-out. BUUUT that doesn't make me an imbecile!!
Last known GPA: 4.2. Heh.
Things I am exceptionally well at: Debate, Horizontal/Vertical Polka, Driving,
Building shit, Making...
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fiendclub:
Oh man, Fuck six months i'm doin cesarean! lol
fiendclub:
Name: Regina Danielle Irvine
D.O.B.: 12/20/1982
Height: 5' 0"
Weight: yes.
Eyes: Brown
Lives: Highland, California
Education: High School
Last known GPA: 2.0. I never did homework in High School.
Things I am exceptionally well at: Videogames, Driving, Painting, Building stuff, Blowjobs, Arguing/debate, Procrastinating, Spelling.
Things I am exceptionally bad at: Math, taking compliments, IQ tests, Telling jokes, Chess, Punctuality.
Things I like: Cats, Painting and being creative, my husband, Having a good drink, Disneyland, Home decorating, Good music, Shopping, Driving.
Things I Dislike: Politics, Bad food, Annoying people, Animal abuse, Snotty teenagers, Bad drivers, People who leave their signals on for miles, People who don't know how to fuck.
Favorite food: Right now, Buffalo wings or homeade beef stew.
Food dislikes: Greasy food, food cooked badly. Meals that include rice and potatoes together on the same plate. Bland food. Turnips and beets.
Alcohol preferences: White riesling, blush white zinfadel, vodka and cranberry, surfer on acid, malibu on the rocks, singapore sling, wine margarita, baileys and cream.
D.O.B.: 12/20/1982
Height: 5' 0"
Weight: yes.
Eyes: Brown
Lives: Highland, California
Education: High School
Last known GPA: 2.0. I never did homework in High School.
Things I am exceptionally well at: Videogames, Driving, Painting, Building stuff, Blowjobs, Arguing/debate, Procrastinating, Spelling.
Things I am exceptionally bad at: Math, taking compliments, IQ tests, Telling jokes, Chess, Punctuality.
Things I like: Cats, Painting and being creative, my husband, Having a good drink, Disneyland, Home decorating, Good music, Shopping, Driving.
Things I Dislike: Politics, Bad food, Annoying people, Animal abuse, Snotty teenagers, Bad drivers, People who leave their signals on for miles, People who don't know how to fuck.
Favorite food: Right now, Buffalo wings or homeade beef stew.
Food dislikes: Greasy food, food cooked badly. Meals that include rice and potatoes together on the same plate. Bland food. Turnips and beets.
Alcohol preferences: White riesling, blush white zinfadel, vodka and cranberry, surfer on acid, malibu on the rocks, singapore sling, wine margarita, baileys and cream.
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.
Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell...
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Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.
Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell...
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weirdomanson:
do i have a myspace?!?!? thats like asking someone if they have a cell phone lol..of course i do and i will be adding you..so be prepaired 
weirdomanson:
hahahah thats too funny..but at least you have a myspace account haha
Well, that last entry showed some of my not-so-sweet-side..I hope I didn't scare any of you off! And if I did, you suck for abandoning me. You know you are a complete asshole sometimes too.
And now on to something foul and entertaining, shall we? My cats are always on advantage flea treatment. I need to buy a new pack, actually I'm a week late...
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And now on to something foul and entertaining, shall we? My cats are always on advantage flea treatment. I need to buy a new pack, actually I'm a week late...
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braveart:
yes, the silence is deafening up there, especially at dusk...
for my cat i used those drops that you put on the back of their neck--they worked like magic and in about 2 or 3 days there were no more fleas--but i also have all hardwood floors which helps to keep them away, and my kitty never goes outside.
for my cat i used those drops that you put on the back of their neck--they worked like magic and in about 2 or 3 days there were no more fleas--but i also have all hardwood floors which helps to keep them away, and my kitty never goes outside.
I was just thinking today what a horrible asshole I can be when someone fucks with me.
Like, if I am just going about my business and I ACCIDENTALLY bump into you/spill some water on you ect...and APOLOGIZE apon doing so, and I get the rebuttal "You did that on purpose" "Waaahh, you meant to do that didn't you" I get mean. MEAN. If one...
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Like, if I am just going about my business and I ACCIDENTALLY bump into you/spill some water on you ect...and APOLOGIZE apon doing so, and I get the rebuttal "You did that on purpose" "Waaahh, you meant to do that didn't you" I get mean. MEAN. If one...
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fiendclub:
Yeah lol, that's him. He looks to me like a monkey. Thanks for the Add.
fiendclub:
And that ^^^ rules.
polywog..such a great word, and so underused