Dang! This weekend was fun. Nobody parties like the pirates, and nobody.....and nothing makes me happier and more at ease than a weekend event at the SCA.
Except for the Harolds. Gaaahhhhh the Harolds. These people show up at 8am sharp, and on the top of their lungs they YELL the morning report: OY YEA OY YEA!! THE TIME IS 8 AM. THE EVENTS ARE AS FOLLOWS> JOUSTING, 11 AM. TOURNAMENT, 12 PM...so on and so forth. You could hear a wave of rustling and grumpy groaning from all our camp who had retired only a couple hours before.
Ok, so they yell it to every camp at 8am but I swear the bitch that was yelling at us was one of the lucky harolds to be camped near enough....near enough to hear the carnal debauchery of of bellydancers, drummers, operatic tent tearing sex, puking, and crowds of pirates bellowing and slurring songs filthy enough to make your mother cry.
....Well... into... the... night...
She sounded like she would shit out her liver if she screamed any louder, and me thinks I detected just a TINGE of hatred in that voice.
Harolds are SUCH assholes.
Except for the Harolds. Gaaahhhhh the Harolds. These people show up at 8am sharp, and on the top of their lungs they YELL the morning report: OY YEA OY YEA!! THE TIME IS 8 AM. THE EVENTS ARE AS FOLLOWS> JOUSTING, 11 AM. TOURNAMENT, 12 PM...so on and so forth. You could hear a wave of rustling and grumpy groaning from all our camp who had retired only a couple hours before.
Ok, so they yell it to every camp at 8am but I swear the bitch that was yelling at us was one of the lucky harolds to be camped near enough....near enough to hear the carnal debauchery of of bellydancers, drummers, operatic tent tearing sex, puking, and crowds of pirates bellowing and slurring songs filthy enough to make your mother cry.
....Well... into... the... night...
She sounded like she would shit out her liver if she screamed any louder, and me thinks I detected just a TINGE of hatred in that voice.
Harolds are SUCH assholes.
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voodo0:
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