**SIGH**
Well you guys, things got strange to say the least.....
Yesterday my sis and I went down to Satan's Tunnels, for those unbeknownst, Satan's Tunnels are 3 tunnels each about a half mile long that run under city hall in Ol' Santa Rosa.
A picture of tunnel 3 here:
That is Zazz happily playing the digeridoo just minutes before the scarring of a lifetime.
We set down the tunnel with our spotlight (It is PITCH black down there) and were singing opera on the top of our lungs having a great time. We saw that our light was dying but we figured what the hell, we have walked this in the dark before.... I was flashing it on and off every few seconds to keep from getting vertigo and it flashed on a strange form wedged inbetween the pillars of the canal. (to the left in the picture)
I turned the light on again, and pointed it right at this "thing" in the water. And froze. I couldn't fucking move. I couldn't fucking think. I was staring straight into the leathery face of a dead body, mouth hanging open akwardly, eyes crusted over.
My sister grabbed my jacket and started running back down the tunnel screaming in a weird scared animal type of way. I still could not move. I stumbled backwards and lost all sense of direction, all I could do was scream for her not to run away I couldn't find what way to go, I couldn't find the wall to run my hand against, my light was dead.
I eventually gathered enough sense to get my legs moving and we high-tailed it out of there.
We went back to my house and were sitting there wondering if we should call the cops for like an hour..Then decided it was probably the best thing to do.
The stupid ass cop couldn't find the tunnel, so we had to go BACK there and show him through the place. *shivers*
When we got back down there, there was an abulance, a fire truck, the coroners van and 4 cop cars. We were made to walk all the way back through the tunnels. What a fucking scene it was. Crowds gathering in curiosity......
Well, they couldn't find the body, and they just told us it went down the drain and they would notify the russian river patrol to keep an eye out for it.
In other news, my man and I have to move A.S.A.P. Our new landlord is a fucking hemmoriod. He looks like the monopoly guy, he is short, stout, and has white hair and a white mustache. All he needs is a top-hat and a little dog to follow him around. Maybe I can sneak a pic so we all can laugh at him, hehe!
He want to turn our house into a fucking apartmeant complex, and is going to pave over our backyard for more parking space. He also wants us to park linear style. W.T.F.!!! I hate him. He is also going to raise our rent. Sadness. Connor has lived here for 9 years and this house is one of the very last party houses in Santa Rosa. This house is home-base for so many people, it is a place where you can come back to after years have gone by and locate all your old friends. Sucks, but I guess we all have to move on someday right?
Well, I am going to finish up cleaning my room now and maybe have a stiff drink. Sorry for all the babble, I needed to vent!
Take Care!!
Well you guys, things got strange to say the least.....
Yesterday my sis and I went down to Satan's Tunnels, for those unbeknownst, Satan's Tunnels are 3 tunnels each about a half mile long that run under city hall in Ol' Santa Rosa.
A picture of tunnel 3 here:
That is Zazz happily playing the digeridoo just minutes before the scarring of a lifetime.
We set down the tunnel with our spotlight (It is PITCH black down there) and were singing opera on the top of our lungs having a great time. We saw that our light was dying but we figured what the hell, we have walked this in the dark before.... I was flashing it on and off every few seconds to keep from getting vertigo and it flashed on a strange form wedged inbetween the pillars of the canal. (to the left in the picture)
I turned the light on again, and pointed it right at this "thing" in the water. And froze. I couldn't fucking move. I couldn't fucking think. I was staring straight into the leathery face of a dead body, mouth hanging open akwardly, eyes crusted over.
My sister grabbed my jacket and started running back down the tunnel screaming in a weird scared animal type of way. I still could not move. I stumbled backwards and lost all sense of direction, all I could do was scream for her not to run away I couldn't find what way to go, I couldn't find the wall to run my hand against, my light was dead.
I eventually gathered enough sense to get my legs moving and we high-tailed it out of there.
We went back to my house and were sitting there wondering if we should call the cops for like an hour..Then decided it was probably the best thing to do.
The stupid ass cop couldn't find the tunnel, so we had to go BACK there and show him through the place. *shivers*
When we got back down there, there was an abulance, a fire truck, the coroners van and 4 cop cars. We were made to walk all the way back through the tunnels. What a fucking scene it was. Crowds gathering in curiosity......
Well, they couldn't find the body, and they just told us it went down the drain and they would notify the russian river patrol to keep an eye out for it.
In other news, my man and I have to move A.S.A.P. Our new landlord is a fucking hemmoriod. He looks like the monopoly guy, he is short, stout, and has white hair and a white mustache. All he needs is a top-hat and a little dog to follow him around. Maybe I can sneak a pic so we all can laugh at him, hehe!
He want to turn our house into a fucking apartmeant complex, and is going to pave over our backyard for more parking space. He also wants us to park linear style. W.T.F.!!! I hate him. He is also going to raise our rent. Sadness. Connor has lived here for 9 years and this house is one of the very last party houses in Santa Rosa. This house is home-base for so many people, it is a place where you can come back to after years have gone by and locate all your old friends. Sucks, but I guess we all have to move on someday right?
Well, I am going to finish up cleaning my room now and maybe have a stiff drink. Sorry for all the babble, I needed to vent!
Take Care!!
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