sweetiyvie

I had a blast!!! It was so good to get out and party somewhere besides my own house, even though half the party ended up over here and stayed until 4:30...

I thought I was going to have a shitty time even before I left. Something that men dont understand, so ladies-you know what I am talking about.... I couldnt get the fucking laces on my shoes to stay up without cutting off all blood to my legs, My hair was mis-behaving, (yes it does make me that angry to try for an hour to get a cow-lick to behave) my boobs kept on popping out of my top, to the point where I eventually had to use my barettes to hold them in, my skirt was riding up my waist cause my hips got bigger, and my lipstick wouldn't go on good cause my lips are all chapped.

Which explains my expression in this pic:



But then I tryed to cheer up enough to squat down on my porch in the 40+ mile an hour wind to try and look prettier than I felt:



When we got there I was surrounded by a lovely bunch of cocktail waitresses trying to get me drunk:



Now I feel better!!

This cake is the fucking shit!!:



And now time for the poor B-day boy to get his spankings. I never thought it would be like this...poor Dylan, and only 18, so young!!!:



His poor lil' hairy buns were BLEEDING after this.

I am completly thrashed in this picture:



And last but not least. the D.J. rocking the S.G. tee and spinnin' some NIN for me as a result of my constant threat of violating his wife. (not really, she wanted me actually)



So, over all it was a kick ass party. Lots of naked beligerance! w00t! But I am feeling it today....

Take care!!