sweetiyvie

I was just thinking today what a horrible asshole I can be when someone fucks with me.
Like, if I am just going about my business and I ACCIDENTALLY bump into you/spill some water on you ect...and APOLOGIZE apon doing so, and I get the rebuttal "You did that on purpose" "Waaahh, you meant to do that didn't you" I get mean. MEAN. If one thing gets Iyvie's ire up. it's that kind of bullshit.
For example: I was sitting on my bed chatting with a guy friend and I sprayed some leave in conditioner I had just bought to my right to smell it. Some of it drifted over in his direction and got in his mouth or something. I immediately apologized, and said that I was just trying to see if it smelled good. He says "Yeah right, you just did that to be a bitch" No joke. I apologize again....I get rolled eyes and a weak ass "suurre..." To which I reply..
"Allright, if you think I am such an evil bitch and refuse to take my sincere apology...fuck you. If thats who you think I am, don't let me dissapoint you."

And I sprayed him directly in the fucking eyes.


.....On purpose................... bitch.