I'm scheduled as part-time, but for whatever reason I am working for 6 days in a row. It's cool though, I really like it there. It's super chill and it smells really good. 
My co-workers are really nice, and all giggly all the time (I wonder why?....) The only downside so far is that we sell "aromatherapy oil burners" *coughcrackpipescough* so we get quite a few strung out weirdo's coming in on a daily basis. Anyway, I would say this is probably my most favored workplace.
A few of you who know me in person have met my best friend Nikita, crazy fuckin' girl she is but I love her. She made the paper this week. Well, some unfortunate events of hers made the paper at least. Basically her husband (fucking dingleberry asswipe) flipped out on her (again) on friday night. She wanted to go out to a pub with her brother and he didn't want her to. So....he tied her up to a chair and gagged her. Spent all night circling her and muttering crazy talk about angles of death and demons ravaging dead rotting flesh and beating her and her dogs. Before being tied down and gagged, she tried to call for help as he chased her through the house with a stick punching holes through the wall and breaking everything.
Then he grabbed the phone from her and broke it to peices. Finally a friend of hers got her voicemail at 11 in the morning and came to her rescue.
She called the cops and when they arrived thery couldn't find him anywhere. They called in the helicopter and the K9 unit who tracked him up a hill hiding in a bush wearing a camo jacket and clutching the broken house phone. He refused to come out, so they threatened to shoot him. God I wish they had!!!! He surrendered himself and is now in jail under $60,000 bail. With 5 felonies against him.
1: Assult and battery
2: imprisonment
3: breaking the phone so she couldn't call for help
4: Running from the cops
5: Animal abuse
What a peice of shit. David Lyle McBride if you run into him, be sure to kick him in the nuts for us, mmm-kay? Newspaper article
My co-workers are really nice, and all giggly all the time (I wonder why?....) The only downside so far is that we sell "aromatherapy oil burners" *coughcrackpipescough* so we get quite a few strung out weirdo's coming in on a daily basis. Anyway, I would say this is probably my most favored workplace.
A few of you who know me in person have met my best friend Nikita, crazy fuckin' girl she is but I love her. She made the paper this week. Well, some unfortunate events of hers made the paper at least. Basically her husband (fucking dingleberry asswipe) flipped out on her (again) on friday night. She wanted to go out to a pub with her brother and he didn't want her to. So....he tied her up to a chair and gagged her. Spent all night circling her and muttering crazy talk about angles of death and demons ravaging dead rotting flesh and beating her and her dogs. Before being tied down and gagged, she tried to call for help as he chased her through the house with a stick punching holes through the wall and breaking everything.
Then he grabbed the phone from her and broke it to peices. Finally a friend of hers got her voicemail at 11 in the morning and came to her rescue.
She called the cops and when they arrived thery couldn't find him anywhere. They called in the helicopter and the K9 unit who tracked him up a hill hiding in a bush wearing a camo jacket and clutching the broken house phone. He refused to come out, so they threatened to shoot him. God I wish they had!!!! He surrendered himself and is now in jail under $60,000 bail. With 5 felonies against him.
1: Assult and battery
2: imprisonment
3: breaking the phone so she couldn't call for help
4: Running from the cops
5: Animal abuse
What a peice of shit. David Lyle McBride if you run into him, be sure to kick him in the nuts for us, mmm-kay? Newspaper article
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docalcoholiday:
I know a bit about the wonderfull alternative items you can find at a headshop. I just don't partake. And that guy needs to get a rectal exam by his cell mate. You can never be too sure about prostate cancer... the fucktard.
datsun:
yeah, I could barely stand up, and I had taken vicodin before work. I literally only lasted an hour or two. The last time this happened, I was working at my old job, and I wasn't allowed to go home for four hours. 