sweetfangcarter

another beautiful day here in hell city..

short story time...

went out with my brother and chris night before last to "glimmers"..great name for a strip club. anyway, i was outside talkin' with a good friend that works there when these two crackhead lookin' mofos walk up...about that time my brother comes out, he's already wasted...will proceeds to approach these "crackheads" and begins to breakdance...they don't like this one bit..guess crackheads hate breakdancin'... the woman starts screamin' at will with her man holdin' her back...my bro walks over to me and finishes his cigarette...the crackheads wanted in the club bad. the doorman wasn't havin' it...so, she starts yellin' at mike, the doorman, to let her inside...she stands in the doorway as to let no one pass...man, oh man...my brother wants inside so he trys to squeeze behind her..she pokes her butt out preventing this. will, the gentleman that he is, starts grindin' on the crackhead...haha! she moved outta his way quick. he walked inside with her right behind swingin' at him...he starts to run around the club with a crackhead hot on his heels...will's screamin' for her to stop. funniest shit i've seen in a while...nonetheless, the crackhead is ejected and will survives the attack...

..in other news..

went to a show last night and got rather wasted on PBR...weird cause i know better. that shit gives me a bad hangover...ouch

...i'll never learn


...you'll find a bigger copy of this strip in my attachments file...