sweetcheeks

So of course we had to buy Vanity Fair for May 2005 because the desperate housewives are on the cover (and Star magazine had already given us a heads-up on the kind of re-touching done to legs, arms, tits, ribs, etc.). I was flipping through and came accross a Mont Blanc ad featuring Johnny Depp. What, other then Johnny's lovely face, caught my eye in this ad you may ask. HAND TATTOOS! One on the pointer finger of his right hand, and it kinda looks like their may be one between his thumb and pointer finger on the left hand. It has been confirmed. Johnny Depp is a Permanent Pirate, not just one on tv. Man, I would totally stalk him if it wasn't for a couple of things:

-I have a really great boyfriend
-I don't have the money to follow around a world traveler
-I have too many other things that occupy my time

Oh well, sorry Johnny. Maybe in the next life. But I still hold on to the dream that some day when we are old and ready to walk away from the herd, Johnny Depp and I will smoke Opium together exchanging life stories and Opium dreams. Sounds like a nice retirement doesn't it?