The hommies are doing donuts outside. There goes the neighborhood.
So, a friend of mine was telling me her recipe for dating.
1. Don't give them too much in the beginning. Such as, limit their alone time so they know that your other friends are a greater priority.
2. Take as much from them as possible. This could include money, gifts, or flattery, etc.
3. Be as difficult as possible. That way they have a heads up on how much of a bitch you can be when you really do get in a bad mood.
If they are able to put up with all of this you have a recipe for a lasting romance. The other person feels like they have someone special because they had to work really hard at it, and perhaps you feel like you're ready to give a little too.
I am not sure that I buy it, and it completely goes against the way I opperate. What do other people think? My buddy uses her special recipe on boys. Would this work on Lesbians too?
So, a friend of mine was telling me her recipe for dating.
1. Don't give them too much in the beginning. Such as, limit their alone time so they know that your other friends are a greater priority.
2. Take as much from them as possible. This could include money, gifts, or flattery, etc.
3. Be as difficult as possible. That way they have a heads up on how much of a bitch you can be when you really do get in a bad mood.
If they are able to put up with all of this you have a recipe for a lasting romance. The other person feels like they have someone special because they had to work really hard at it, and perhaps you feel like you're ready to give a little too.
I am not sure that I buy it, and it completely goes against the way I opperate. What do other people think? My buddy uses her special recipe on boys. Would this work on Lesbians too?
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about half an hour ago papawheelie chortled to bombshellbetty:
him : if i knew you were a virgin I'd have taken my time!
her: if I'd known you were going to take your time I'd have taken off my pantyhose!
can you believe that guy? jeez. what a galoot!
edited for brevity
[Edited on Sep 19, 2004 6:45PM]