Im in a strange mood today.
I am thinking about money. As always, I know. but this time its more focused...
I have the chance to go to KY in August. But I dont' know if I have the money to go. But I really want to. I also want to go to Seattle in the winter, but again, the money issue...
Should I just say fuck it and go. Just hope that my vacation time makes enough money and helps to cover my expenses? I mean, I do have vacation time, but $6.75 an hour doesn't quite cut it for two weeks, but there are people I want to see...
And, I thought I got paid today. but I didn't its next week. shit. checks might bounce. I just really hope I make shit loads in tips tonight...but with my luck, I will need it, but I won't make it.
its so fucking hot!! I know I say this every day but jesus man, its really hot! I'm sweating and I'm not wearing much at all...I need to get in the shower to cool off...
I found this today on a new myspace friend's site. I have seen it before, but its wonderful so I thought I should share it with anyone I know. for those of you easily offended, you need to read this:
Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian
EVILBIBLE.COM
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99AILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
I think the world needs to open its mind. I think the US needs to open its eyes.
I think lots of things I don't write.
Ihave been writing my stories down. my children's stories. Acutally, I have one written down, but its a start. I also have my own version of a memoirs in the works at all times. these entries usually end up in it somehow...
anyway. have a nice day. I'm off to the shower. just look through my pics folder"narcassistic shower" and you'll get the idea.
much love and cheese.
I"m hungry...
I am thinking about money. As always, I know. but this time its more focused...
I have the chance to go to KY in August. But I dont' know if I have the money to go. But I really want to. I also want to go to Seattle in the winter, but again, the money issue...
Should I just say fuck it and go. Just hope that my vacation time makes enough money and helps to cover my expenses? I mean, I do have vacation time, but $6.75 an hour doesn't quite cut it for two weeks, but there are people I want to see...
And, I thought I got paid today. but I didn't its next week. shit. checks might bounce. I just really hope I make shit loads in tips tonight...but with my luck, I will need it, but I won't make it.
its so fucking hot!! I know I say this every day but jesus man, its really hot! I'm sweating and I'm not wearing much at all...I need to get in the shower to cool off...
I found this today on a new myspace friend's site. I have seen it before, but its wonderful so I thought I should share it with anyone I know. for those of you easily offended, you need to read this:
Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian
EVILBIBLE.COM
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99AILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
I think the world needs to open its mind. I think the US needs to open its eyes.
I think lots of things I don't write.
Ihave been writing my stories down. my children's stories. Acutally, I have one written down, but its a start. I also have my own version of a memoirs in the works at all times. these entries usually end up in it somehow...
anyway. have a nice day. I'm off to the shower. just look through my pics folder"narcassistic shower" and you'll get the idea.
much love and cheese.
I"m hungry...
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did you see the Doonsbury comic a few weeks ago - a doctor talking to his christian fundamentalist patient about whether he wants penicillin, or a new "intelligently designed" antibiotic.