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last night= played edward 40-hands 3 times...head go owww.

finished x-mas shopping today, got my gram a huge chocolate penis at this porn shop in sf yesterday as a gag gift, shes a funny ol lady sort of never left that roaring 20's faze, she has a hula girl tattoo on her leg and has a cocktail in hand almost everytime i see her. i...
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im a horiiible person. i got drunk at sum highschool party (im so lame) and apparently stole like the kids parents whole liqour cabinet. i woke up today with like 16 bottles of various kinds of booze and a headache. Good stuff too, bushmills, kettle1, baileys, tanqueray, redrum, bacardi, meyers, makers mark, sum triple sec, midori , kaluha, and a FULL 5th of grey goose!...
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somthin about carbombs with friends, just always makes for good times... ha haaa, my friend brought his new girl over and shes a stripper weve all seen at roaring 20's and deja vu before, he was so proud...sailor jerry, galiano, and coke night cap, cheers!

i got poison oak alll up my right side...fucking shrooms. never trip in a wooded area that has poison oak near by, i even got it in my arm pit(???!!!) dont know how but, damn, this fucking sucks. a friend brought me a shite-load of pot to take my mind off it but nope, doesnt seem to be helping...itchy, itchy ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

...oh and my dog...
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SOCIAL FUCKIN DISTORTION!! just got back from show, ooooh soo good. lil disappointed in tiger army doh, seen em like 10 times before an they were sortsa half ass tonight...still good though, bacardi an rockstar dont mix weell, like cough syrup..but the drunknees, ohhhh it was yummy.

oooooh an my fucking nipp ring got fucking torn, not all the way out but that hurt like...
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drunkkkkkkkyyyyy i luv havin 4 bartender friends.. so many chick drinks tonight i NEVER drink cosmosbut they kept feedin ems to me so fawk it, and those slippery nipple shots too ahhh, but i made up for those with a buncha shots of shittzy ass rot gut whiskey dont even know the name buts made in san jose caLIfornia very grossness. i met cool chicky...
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i might get a job on a cruise ship that goes cruises round mexico, ive bin wanting to do this for so many years, just travel and get paid for it. its probably not as fun as it sounds but fuck it if i get it could be a few months of fun away from the bay, getting sick of the same ol same ol...
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sick sick sick...i hate the cold, especailly when it fucks with my weekends. the guy who invented it should be cock slapped with a whale dick.

SO MAD I CANT THINK STRAIGHT. got so drunk last night and really didnt realize what had happened to our counrty till i woke up this morning and thought bout it again. I fear with conservatives running ALL 3 branches very shortly were headed back a few steps away from tollerance and towards "MORAL" bigotry and hate. I just cant grasp the mindset that some...
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just got back from LEFTOVER CRACK. man they are soooo fuckin good live, took sum friends who didnt like their albums much but after the show they were like "holy shit those fucks rawk". ahhhh, im hyper needs me a doughnut...a maple bar, yeah mmmm...off to 24 hour donut shop yeaaaaah.

oh yeah dont EVER,EVER,EVER drink twelve cans of red bull in an hour, mah...
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