swashbucklaarrr

went to this house party in san jose tonight that turned out to be mostly high school kids. very fuckin odd. like everyone there was either looking for or doing coke. every girl that came up to me would talk for like 5 minutes then be like " do u have any blow/coke/ snorting gesture". there where a few girls there that had ta be freshmen, lookin like they were 12 yr old paris hilton clones that were flashin these guys that were like 30 for lines . shit was fuckin surreal. the whole time i was thinking HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE?!? my boy stole a 1.75 of bacardi 151 they had stashed and we got the fuck outta there. never goin near a party in that town again.

hehehee 3 of my friends are paassed out in the living room and ones lyin in the bathtub passed out. never play quarters with me when 151's involved.

im bored. all this booze an no one awake to drink with. i need a pet monkey that can get plastered with me an throw poo at people passed out in my house. thatd be double entertainment, yep. stupid girlfriend and her not livin within an hour of me.
i want a cinnabun..mmmm.
theres crappy porn on my tv. its really bad 80's porn, chicks with big bleachblond hairsprayed hair and horrible boob jobs.
lates---->skwibs an the imaginary poo fliggin drunk munky