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just got back from the punkvoter show at the greek theater . NOFX was aight, fat mike was all wigged out on pain killers and was chillin on a couch the whole show, Jello Biafra spoke 4 like a half hour, it was cooo but i been hella tired all day and i fuckin forgot my flask so i didnt even get ta drink before...
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im drunk im drunk im drunk im drunk im drunk im drunk!!!! i love bass ale! an im gettin my new tattoo tomoro! this is a good week

151's givin me a fuckin ulcer... bought a fuckin 1.75 of the shit cause i thought itd last me hella days but i just drank more faster. now my stomach is like wrecked. i went to get some indian food today and like after the first bite my insides blew up, oohhh well, i went drunken bowlin tonight with the girlie and some friends an...
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just got back from DROPKICK MURPHYS show at the warfield in sf. gawd they rawk live. got elbowed in da face hekska hard doh im gonna have me a nice lump der. hella skins at the show and 2 groups of em got in a brawl it was crazaaa. im drunk an tired an i have to work in 7 hours .....fawwwwk.

st. pattys days tommoro!! im sooo friggin stoked, hella my friends and i are goin to a party on a beach down near santa cruz annn im gonna be drizzunk all damn day. got me a 24pack o' BASS, 2 6ers o' guiness, a fith o' jameson, and a pint of 151 (dyed green doh) .... yes this is gonna RAWK!!!!

im drunk .... i saw eurotrip with my crew hellsa drunk that shit was funny as hell ., we dumpster dove at krispy kremes and made out with like 50 pounds of donuts now im like sugared out and drunk and cant sleep an i have a lecture in the mornin weeeeee.... skwee-b

i went ta see SUBHUMANS last night at slims in san fran, good show but i got impailed by someones jacket or somthin an was bleedin all over da place and didnt even realize it cause beer make no feel pain...when i woke up doh i had like 8 holes in my back an my shirt was all crispy like with blood.

HAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! i was just had the funniest sex ! this girlie an i were watching lord of the rings 2 and we started up with the sex...fast forward like 2 minutes later and outta no where she starts sayin "fuck me legolas" i didnt really care cause heh the girlies like orlando bloom, then she bust out with "stick that elf cock in me" and...
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