swanage

Dear Santa,

Despite my lack of faith in your existance, I've still been a pretty good boy this year. I think you would agree.

I'm not looking for much in the way of material possessions this year, even though I know that's your gig. Instead if you could wrangle the following for me I would be very happy, and inclined to continue being a good boy.

Here's my list:

- I'd like robotsatemyhair to have an awesometacular christmas.

- I'd like my new job with my old coworkers to be excellent. They deserve it. And maybe I do too.

- I'd like it if I somehow became incredibly alluring to Artemis again. If this involves shockabuku on my part, or her tastes converging upon my coolaciousness, or some combination of the above, that would be excellent. I'm not picky.

- Finally, I'd like it if you'd grant me the all seeing wisdom to solve the worlds problems, and the all righteous morality not to abuse such knowledge. Given a choice between the two I chose the later.

That's pretty much it. If you throw in a ferrari I probably won't complain bitterly, but I won't be able to afford the insurance. So the list takes precedence.

Thanks,

Swanage.