svetla

ok, so i work in this office with a bunch of people i dont totally fit in with. i know im weird but i have a feeling that deep down these people are even wierder. here\'s why:

1. there is only ONE women\'s restroom on this floor. in the 3 months i\'ve worked here, i have NEVER run into any other human being in that restroom.
2. this is a christian center.
3. almost everyone leaves their office door open when they are talking on the phone, but closes it when they are not.
4. someone down the hall sings very loudly and completely off key throughout the day. no one complains.
5. it\'s already about 5 million degrees in here and everyone brings in small electric heaters from home. and keeps them on all day. no one sweats.
6. there is a food bank downstairs for poor members of the community (there are many). someone on this floor smuggles loaves of bread up here that came from the food bank.
7. there has been a very large clump of human-looking hair lying in the parking lot for 2 weeks.
8. everyone has at least 3 different colored cubes of post-its on their desk. i have never seen anyone use a post-it.
9. the woman down the hall is contantly \"joking\" about putting kahlua in the coffee. everyone still laughs when she says it.