And this would be the dialogue that made today alright...
Scott: Why do you have to be like that?
Carlos: Because this is how I want to be for when Jesus comes back.
Scott: And when he comes back do you think he's going to help you?
Carlos: No. We are going to lock in battle.
Me: He's going to say "this is madness", then you're going to say "this is Sparta", then you're going to kick him into a hole.
Carlos: Correct.
Scott: Why do you have to be like that?
Carlos: Because this is how I want to be for when Jesus comes back.
Scott: And when he comes back do you think he's going to help you?
Carlos: No. We are going to lock in battle.
Me: He's going to say "this is madness", then you're going to say "this is Sparta", then you're going to kick him into a hole.
Carlos: Correct.
padre:
Sounds like you and your friends have a sense of humor... thank god for friends 
svenerikkson:
Ha! True to a point but the strangest part is I'm not friends with either of them. I was just eavesdropping on two co-workers and decided to drop a 300 reference. At least one of them found it funny. I blame 4chan for this.