The Haughty Snail-king
twelve snails went walking after night.
They'd creep an inch or so, then stop and bug their eyes.
and blow.
some folks are deadly slow.
Twelve snails went walking yestereve, led by their fat old king.
They were so dull their princeling had no sceptre, robe or ring-
only a paper cap to wear when nightly journeying.
This king-snail said: "I feel...
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twelve snails went walking after night.
They'd creep an inch or so, then stop and bug their eyes.
and blow.
some folks are deadly slow.
Twelve snails went walking yestereve, led by their fat old king.
They were so dull their princeling had no sceptre, robe or ring-
only a paper cap to wear when nightly journeying.
This king-snail said: "I feel...
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i must say the jayne set is hott.
indubedably
thats probably not how you spell that.
so anyways. ive been having some of the worst and best times of the past few years these past few months. I had a great time at 80's night....i went with the people that are always the life of the party everywhere they go. Even when there is no...
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boxterjulep:
on this day i can hardly breathe. heavy ha's come from my mouth instead. not laughter, breathing. sux. i've ignored all calls pertaining to pigskin fever. not just males but females. i have no interest in any of it. *bolts the door*
johnnyvonbondie:
No. 
JVB
JVB
im so lonely thats okay cuz your in my head, and im not sad, and just maybe im too plain for all ive heard but im not sure, im so excited i cant wait to meet you there and i dont care im so horny thats okay my will is good.
woah its way past my bedtime. i have studio in the morning and i...
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woah its way past my bedtime. i have studio in the morning and i...
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photogeekboy:
you're such a poser! heehee
suzy_lee:
fuck you motherfucker!!!!!!
at least im not a dorkus malorfus.
bitch.
at least im not a dorkus malorfus.
bitch.
i think im just going to say that Cameron diaz is hot, but.....a bad actress. And she's not nearly as hot as she was in The Mask, cuz she was super hot then.
Ok. well my roommate just left on his first date since forever ago, thank fuck he finally is getting laid. My cats in heat and theres a congregation of male kitta's on...
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Ok. well my roommate just left on his first date since forever ago, thank fuck he finally is getting laid. My cats in heat and theres a congregation of male kitta's on...
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prettyb0y:
As for as you know, yellow manx is the Cameron Diaz of male kitties. Your cat could have been all, "Hell, yeah! No grungy alley cat for me. Woo hoo!"
Oh, I like your pic. It's neat.
Oh, I like your pic. It's neat.
johnnyvonbondie:
Cameron Diaz huh?
Give me Naomi Watts!
JVB
Give me Naomi Watts!
JVB
im sorry im just gonna say something....
when i look over to the left at Synnove's Melon set icon it kinda looks computer animated.
Not that its bad, just pointing it out.
when i look over to the left at Synnove's Melon set icon it kinda looks computer animated.
Not that its bad, just pointing it out.
djdarlek:
i'm afraid i don't know what the price of cerial is.. i'd imagine about 1.80 a box... hope that helps. Nice taste in music btw! Tricky is a god.. actually, i have some info you may like.. theres this Trent Reznor wannabe over here called Rico... he's really cool, and makes some banging tunes, he has a voice that sounds like Tricky which instantly made his music all that more cooler. I was checking out www.rico.co.uk to see what he's bene up to recently, and he's just made some Tricky vs Rico album! I've heard a sample of the single from the website and it absolutely kicks ass!
heres the direct link to the tune
http://www.rico.co.uk/mp3/rico_tricky_muf.mp3
have fun!
heres the direct link to the tune
http://www.rico.co.uk/mp3/rico_tricky_muf.mp3
have fun!
so i found a link for fiddle camp.
you should really check it out, its awesome.
http://www.fiddle.on.ca/fiddle/fidpix.htm
really spend some time there, get to know the people that make this site what it is today.
you should really check it out, its awesome.
http://www.fiddle.on.ca/fiddle/fidpix.htm
really spend some time there, get to know the people that make this site what it is today.
johnnyvonbondie:
Shit!
I am SO going to fiddle camp!
Wanna join?
It's gonna be rad!
JVB
I am SO going to fiddle camp!
Wanna join?
It's gonna be rad!
JVB
djdarlek:
lmao
im going to try some "work at home" thing. i dunno, they said it wasnt telemarketing or sales so i gues i'll just try it out. I have a phobia of leaving my house to go out with those ...other people out there.
they have germs.
not really but you know.
they have germs.
not really but you know.
johnnyvonbondie:
Eww! Germs! 
Just kidding, good luck!
JVB
Just kidding, good luck!
JVB
photogeekboy:
work at home...uh huh huh
$4.99 a min
hehehe - luv ya
$4.99 a min
hehehe - luv ya
you ever think that the only people you will fall in love with are the people that will never feel the same way for you?
im starting to think this.
and the only people that are madly in love with you are the people that your scared of.
i dunno maybe its just me in that area because i got a whole fuckload of fuckedup...
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im starting to think this.
and the only people that are madly in love with you are the people that your scared of.
i dunno maybe its just me in that area because i got a whole fuckload of fuckedup...
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escapegoat:
right on girl......exactly......i get some of same stuff......admiration towards something inside of themselves, but terrified to experiaence it on their own........so they try to vamp you of it........and......twitterpations/heart jitters/butterflies seem to occur best when its either unobtainium or drentched in mystery.......besides that......fuck love......who needs it......isnt love for the weak?.......love just gets in the way of my drinking and self proclaimed prophecy.......but the thought of a relationship with a voodoo chicken sure did get me wigglin.....especially with all them holes
colette:
Totally understand!!! I have had three bona-fide stalkers!
two were acquaintances from my home state of Ohio, who showed up out of the blue on my doorstep when I lived in Chicago!!! Very strange. Another was this gay boy I was friends with in college, I came back from Thanksgiving break and he had crawled in my dorm window, put my clothes on and was lying my bed.
As weird as creepy strange love is, it is still flattering in a weirdo way, ya know?
most of my boyfriends have been totally weird, and then it occured to me, that maybe I was as weird as they were!
I thought my current boyfriend was a total freak for six months, then I started dating him...we have been together fro five years now...
What is that song?
Love....hmmmmhm...
Love is Strange.......
two were acquaintances from my home state of Ohio, who showed up out of the blue on my doorstep when I lived in Chicago!!! Very strange. Another was this gay boy I was friends with in college, I came back from Thanksgiving break and he had crawled in my dorm window, put my clothes on and was lying my bed.
As weird as creepy strange love is, it is still flattering in a weirdo way, ya know?
most of my boyfriends have been totally weird, and then it occured to me, that maybe I was as weird as they were!
I thought my current boyfriend was a total freak for six months, then I started dating him...we have been together fro five years now...
What is that song?
Love....hmmmmhm...
Love is Strange.......
5am friday morning, thursday night, far from sleep
I'm still up and driving, can't go home obviously
So I'll just change direcition cause they'll soon know where I live
And I wanna live
Got a full tank and some chips
It was me and a gun and a man on my back
And I sang 'holy holy' as he buttoned down his pants
You can...
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escapegoat:
FUCK THE WORLD! and fuck people with webbed feet.Mutants!
colette:
Roswell, huh?
That's not too far...my girl's parents live in Cumming
and we visit them....
are you new?
you sure are perty
AND you like The Pixies and Mazzy Star...
I love your entry
makes me feel crazy...
oh right, I already am.
what do you do? Who do you do?
Tell me about you...
friend.
That's not too far...my girl's parents live in Cumming
and we visit them....
are you new?
you sure are perty
AND you like The Pixies and Mazzy Star...
I love your entry
makes me feel crazy...
oh right, I already am.
what do you do? Who do you do?
Tell me about you...
friend.
im so bored
i wish things would just start exploding. Maybe just little explosions, i dont want anyone to get hurt. Unless they deserved it i spose. Maybe a pigeoon will catch fire and fall to earth only to drop on a land mine left behind by some military training base, tripping a power outage to the military base causing stricken panic and terror to...
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i wish things would just start exploding. Maybe just little explosions, i dont want anyone to get hurt. Unless they deserved it i spose. Maybe a pigeoon will catch fire and fall to earth only to drop on a land mine left behind by some military training base, tripping a power outage to the military base causing stricken panic and terror to...
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lifeinrewind:
i was just bored searching through journals from ga and I thought I'd say hey. I know how you feel tho. I live for the explosions.
jacksin:
.....This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on T.V. everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing.
But you are rad, so if that makes you happy then it must be rad as well!
Goodnight.
JVB