So i had a blast at the Keys. I made out with my friends girlfriend, which was kinda wierd cuz we hit teethies, not hard tho. And then it was cold when we were there. Go figure, the only week theres a fucking cold front on the southeast and i gotta go on my vacation then. Ehh oh well.
we got hassled alot cuz we look like a bunch of young hooligans. It mustve been Jon and his damn mohawk.
It wasnt even tall or dyed or anything......im sure the native white, middle-aged "Keyers" wouldve been frightened by anything that wasnt balding and beer bellyish. the last night we were there we met 3 very drunk young high school boys that fell in their own puddle of piss and then drank from the beer which had fallen along with them. Teee hee, i thought that was the best. I kept trying to help them from not falling and being nice. That and in the drunkenness one of them had decided to get almost completly naked.
Am i bad for that? I feel like im gonna be one of those Older women that like Young Boys. I dont know why i capitalized that.
Oh and then the tent collapsed and i made a makeshift tent out of my tripod. It sucked. Lesse, anything else of interest?
Ah fuck it im tired of typing.
we got hassled alot cuz we look like a bunch of young hooligans. It mustve been Jon and his damn mohawk.
It wasnt even tall or dyed or anything......im sure the native white, middle-aged "Keyers" wouldve been frightened by anything that wasnt balding and beer bellyish. the last night we were there we met 3 very drunk young high school boys that fell in their own puddle of piss and then drank from the beer which had fallen along with them. Teee hee, i thought that was the best. I kept trying to help them from not falling and being nice. That and in the drunkenness one of them had decided to get almost completly naked.
Oh and then the tent collapsed and i made a makeshift tent out of my tripod. It sucked. Lesse, anything else of interest?
Ah fuck it im tired of typing.
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the keys scare me
they aren't what i thought it would be like
icky
When can we see more?
Wouldn't it be rad to if you, Mr. Gyllenhall, Miss Danger, and I could all go out for drinks, listen to Jack and Meg, play twister, and then shoot a massive suicide-themed photo shoot?
Rad!
JVB