so i went to north carolina to some partay, which was eh....but then it sucked cuz i only slept 4 hours then my friend made me leave to drive back to "da ATL" and i was not really into that. But anyways i stopped at Hardee's to eat and the lady there noticed the x's on both my hands and i guess decided to partake in some friendly redneck conversation with me.
she told me that i should go to the clubs thar in Greenville, SC. She asked me if i was over 25 and i said no and so she told me all i had to do was "do a little flirtin, and day let you in." She proceeded to talk about her first time there when she was 23 and drunk as piss and trying to flirt to get in. Then the kitchen boys told her to tell me that it was takin so long cuzzin they hadda go kill the chicken out back first. I didnt laugh at first because i didnt know it was a joke. Wait, i didnt laugh after that either.
gotta love the south baby
she told me that i should go to the clubs thar in Greenville, SC. She asked me if i was over 25 and i said no and so she told me all i had to do was "do a little flirtin, and day let you in." She proceeded to talk about her first time there when she was 23 and drunk as piss and trying to flirt to get in. Then the kitchen boys told her to tell me that it was takin so long cuzzin they hadda go kill the chicken out back first. I didnt laugh at first because i didnt know it was a joke. Wait, i didnt laugh after that either.
gotta love the south baby

Suddenly I feel like playing a banjo...
JVB
and that chicken bit... wasn't a joke, sorry.